Can I pay an uber driver to run me over?

Other answer:

Willie:
Just walk in front of a car and save your money.
Bookbinder:
Unlikely. He wouldn't want to be prosecuted for doing you a favour, now would he?
Erik:
Tell me your location, I'll do it for free.
PMack:
The urge to troll is strong in this one.
Skoda John:
No.
dave:
really?