How do u hide/get rid of a dead body without anyone noticing within 2 days?

It's important that the cops don't find out.

Other answer:

You first post information to the internet about your intent. You then email the police and tell them specifically not to check you social media or other internet activity because that is illegal without cause.

After that, you should be free and clear.

The first step is to always put it on the internet (on as many websites as possible)
I keep telling you guys I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE……